Homeschooler Cluster
Homeschooler Cluster
Category: School & Education groups
Group type: Public group (Help)
Founded: 6 June, 2008
Location: United States,
Members: 10
Group title: Clusters upon clusters of homeschoolers
Welcome to the cluster of homeschoolers.
You may think us somewhat stupid and disorderly, but that's only because that's what the newspapers say we are. We're actually rather intelligent as a whole. Notice my exuberant writing which resembles a British scholar's fancy pants style.
Not that we actually talk like this, but we do find it amusing in taking the time to actually sound like a British scholar... You may ask, "Why would someone waste time writing in such a fashion?" and my only answer to that delicate question would be: It's fun.
You may find that homeschoolers in general will answer many questions in that same manner. Indeed, half the homeschoolers I know would rather do something like write an extensive book on how to build bridges than play video games for hours on end.
Now I may warn you that it is only (or slightly under (perhaps 48)) half the percentage of homeschoolers that will write the extensive book on how to build bridges. There is a percentage of about 25 that will read this book thoroughly and promptly build the bridge, 1 percent of homeschoolers will wait a few years after reading the book, 16% will join the military and place explosives under bridges in third world countries and watch them explode at a safe distance. Now as for the remaining 15 percent, it is hard to say what they would rather do. It would most likely start with playing video games and then proceed to either acquiring a job that has something to do with their favorite video game or perhaps creating their own video game that they've always dreamed of.
I hope you've enjoyed this on the spot article on the question which might arise in your mind "What are homeschoolers about anyway?"
(This article may or may not answer that question)
This article was brought to you by:
-Daisy C. Shelor
You may think us somewhat stupid and disorderly, but that's only because that's what the newspapers say we are. We're actually rather intelligent as a whole. Notice my exuberant writing which resembles a British scholar's fancy pants style.
Not that we actually talk like this, but we do find it amusing in taking the time to actually sound like a British scholar... You may ask, "Why would someone waste time writing in such a fashion?" and my only answer to that delicate question would be: It's fun.
You may find that homeschoolers in general will answer many questions in that same manner. Indeed, half the homeschoolers I know would rather do something like write an extensive book on how to build bridges than play video games for hours on end.
Now I may warn you that it is only (or slightly under (perhaps 48)) half the percentage of homeschoolers that will write the extensive book on how to build bridges. There is a percentage of about 25 that will read this book thoroughly and promptly build the bridge, 1 percent of homeschoolers will wait a few years after reading the book, 16% will join the military and place explosives under bridges in third world countries and watch them explode at a safe distance. Now as for the remaining 15 percent, it is hard to say what they would rather do. It would most likely start with playing video games and then proceed to either acquiring a job that has something to do with their favorite video game or perhaps creating their own video game that they've always dreamed of.
I hope you've enjoyed this on the spot article on the question which might arise in your mind "What are homeschoolers about anyway?"
(This article may or may not answer that question)
This article was brought to you by:
-Daisy C. Shelor
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